A. So that he can get it out of the way and enjoy the time with you.... without his penis constantly nagging for hotel sex.
There is actually no scientific reason for men’s need for hotel sex. It is one of life’s great mysteries. Why would a man want to ejaculate into a woman in a strange room on top of linins that may or may not contain other foreign substances? Cosmo believes that men will have sex anywhere and that a hotel room is perceived as “socially acceptable and wont potentially lead to their (men’s) arrest”.
Yes, because as men those are our main concerns when it comes to consensual sex; society’s willingness to accept our chosen location and the likely-hood of being taken into custody during intercourse.I have news for you Cosmo. There are plenty of scenarios in which sex in a hotel room can lead to an arrest. So, today we are here to prove cosmo’s hotel sex theory wrong.
5 ways to get arrested for hotel sex
- Prostitution - A hotel room is a prostitutes favorite breeding ground.. have you not seen pretty woman???
- Sodomy - In many states this is still illegal- damn it
- Rape - Fortunately rape is not legal anywhere. Not even hotel rooms. Remember, consent is an important aspect of sex
- Kleptomania - Don’t steal things during sex. It may be hot in the moment, but besides the mini bars of soap and shampoo, theft is very much a punishable offence. Unless you steal my heart. Actually don’t ever use that line. That should also be a punishable offense.
- Bestiality (or zoophillia) – Not only is this act not legal, but many hotel rooms do not allow pets and ones that do require a significant deposited. So, not only could you be prosecuted by law, but you might also have to pay a room cleaning fee. Just doesn’t seem worth all the extra cash to me
