Is This Dude Nude?

Really cosmo? Fake celebrity porn? What’s next, malware?

At least find some pics with them in somewhat sexy or provocative poses. I really hope there are no teen girls out there using this for bedtime material.

“Oh yea, Mark Wahlberg you walk sooo briskly with that cup of liquids.. You don’t want to spill any of that do you?”

“Hello Alex O’Loughlin, I have never heard of you, but do you have anything in that 7 eleven bag for me? Maybe some Taquitos or a buffalochicken roller?”

“ You carry that dog Justin Bartha. It looks so heavy! Its like a sexy suitcase that eats its own poop.”

May god have mercy on the soul of whoever conceptualized this piece.

I now need to go shower and throw up simultaneously..