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Monday, January 30, 2012
We are Men, not Vampires
This move might have worked swimmingly in the twilight series, but I am a MAN!.. not a vampire. So do not offer me your neck. If anything, this would make me feel uncomfortable. I might even panic and accidentally bite you. Instead, try gazing into his eyes, tell him you are sorry, and quickly get to the make up sex.
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